2004-05-05 - 1:19 p.m.

1) What, if any, nicknames do you have?

Tolet Brush [TB], HaZard, Kilo, Hoover.

2) What is your race or nationality?

I come from place.

3) What is your height?

Big.

4) What is your weight?

79kg ish.

5) What is your shoe size?

Spend-less.

6) What is your place of birth?

Yobbo - Territory.

7) Where did you grow up?

Grow up?

8) What is your current occupation?

Job Hunter.

9) Name your favourite: band, TV show, album, flavour/taste, car, author, flower, movie, food, singer, fruit, book, colour, actress, cologne, cartoon, song, magazine, drink, number, actor, perfume, animal?

I'll only answer a few, because the answer is either undecided, or changes constantly. Prodigy, Spearmint, Black, Coffee, 3.

10) What is the one thing you would never do?

A fat, bald, sweaty, greek, man.

11) What is the one thing you've never done, but want to?

Ask me in person, The specs would take too long to type. ~_^

12) What is the first thing you notice on a person?

Open-minded, unrestricted enthusiasm.

13) What one word would describe you best?

Multi-dimensional.

14) What are your morals?

Don't drag kids into adult-probems. Don't fuck anyone that you don't want to wake up next to. Other than that, don't be afraid to tell people where to stick it, or things will never change.

15) Name 3 things you really don't like:

Anal sex in porno movies. Most forms of prejudice, and the texture of most cooked vegetables.

16) What three things would you change in the world if you could?

1: Remove religious people from positions of political power.

2: Create strange things so unemployed people would have jobs to do.

3: Re-write history to the extent that it would progress to technological premium, so I could buy all the technological implants that I dream of now. [eg, I could fly, read minds, cast lightning from my hands, etc.]

17) If you could only take three items to a desert isle, what would they be?

A boat, a paddle, and a condom, because if I die out there, I want the dudes that find me to think I'm getting some.

18) What are three things that turn you on?

Being touched by the opposite sex, blades, and blood.

19) What are three things that turn you off?

1: Skanky "Supre" get-up e.g, hipster jeans.

2: People who laugh like they have just remebered they have no pants on.

3: Smoking.

20) What three places would you most like to travel to in the world?

E3, Japan, Insisde the depths of my surreal imagination.

21) What three things would you most like to change about yourself, and why?

These things change to constantly to bother answering the question, but I'm content to change as fast as I do.

22) Do you have any brothers and/or sisters? How many?

2 Female sibling units.

2 Female Step-Siblng units. [One passed away]:'(

23) Do you have a best friend?

No.

24) Do you use illicit (illegal) drugs?

No, I make do with using legal drugs in illegal ways. ~_^

25) Do you smoke?

Do I look on fire to you?

26) Do you have any piercings? List them:

Not yet.

27) Do you have any tattoos? List them:

Not yet.

28) What do you feel your purpose in life is?

Floating through space in my head.

29) Describe the perfect man/woman:

Makes me laugh, I make her laugh. Very open minded. Takes care of her body. Has a creative intellect. Prefers straight-forward interaction [no subtle hint bullshit]. Does not follow stereotypical social order. Likes a lot of sex and relateed activities.

30) Who do you think is the sexiest woman/man in the world?

A woman who feels sexy and shows me that feeling through the way the move.

31) What do you look for in a person?

Intensity.

32) Rate yourself from 1 to 10:

But I'm better from 12 to 6. :(

33) Are you a romantic person?

That depends. Usually yes.

34) What do you consider romantic?

Saying and doing things to me that make me feel like you want me around.

35) Would you rather have a serious relationship, or a one-night stand?

How much have I had to drink?

36) Have you ever truly fell in love with someone? If so, how did it feel?

No. I thought I did, but then I grew up.

37) Do you ever look in the mirror and make funny faces?

NEVER!!! It's that bloody mirror that makes faces at me! :(

38) What do you like to dress in?

Black clothes. Only black clothes. Cloaks preferrably.

39) Say you were in a busy eatery/restaurant, what would you do if your friend/mate jumped up on the table, and began singing to you?

Grab a baguette and hit them in the face, then grab one for them and join them in a sword/baguette dual.

40) Would you run 4 blocks nude for $100,000?

Yes, provided I was paid first to know that the paying party was serious.

41) What are your hobbies?

Anime, Adventures and Computerizing.

42) Do you like to read?

Not compulsively, I only read things that grab me by the balls.

43) What types of books?

Sci-Fi, Fantasy, 'Dark' novels.

44) What authors?

How about...no

45) Do you exercise?

Yes.

46) If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?

Why be anyone else??? I have enough trouble with my own problems, I don't need to fix other people's shit too.

47) Do you have an idol? If so, who?

Idols = social template for the weak to copy.

48) What types of music do you enjoy?

Techno, Industrial, hard Trance, Metal.

49) What is your best memory? Your worst? Most memorable?

I have millions of memeories and snippets in my head, I'm not going to bother going through everything I ever remember. I'll just bring up something random at the next bonfire.

50) What was the nicest thing ever done for you? The worst?

Nicest = Fed/Clothed me for 17 years.

Worst = Test-drove me to get some valentines jewellery.

51) Do you have plans to go to college?

No, I learn what I need, I don't believe in paying people to drill me full of useless shit.

52) Have you traveled anywhere?

Interstate for the Jamboree, and a family holiday, and I went to New-Zealand when I was a baby.

53) If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be?

Inside my head. I'd pack a lunch.

54) Have you ever been arrested?

No.

55) If you could be an animal, which one would you be?

Welsh Red Dragon.

56) Do you believe in a god? If so, who? Why?

No, because I don't.

57) Do you believe in the supernatural?

Define "supernatural".

58) What is your outlook on homosexuality/bisexuality?

I'm hetrasexual, but I find many males attractive, so I might be turning bi. I have no problems with anyone who has a sexual preference different than mine.

59) Have you ever been in love with someone that didn't love you? If so, how did it feel?

No.

60) What, if any, phobias do you have?

I fear lonliness and silence.

...And the Spanish Inquisition.

61) What is your sexual orientation?

I'm one for the ladies with an open mind. I very much like the ladies, but there are a few guys that have started to seem oddly attractive over the past 6 months or so. I can only conclude that I am a 'repressed bi'and as a result I find a specific few men attractive. The ladies though are definitely atop my ladder.

Regress - Evolve